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Are These Your Favorite Cocky And Funny Lines

A beautiful thing about DAVID DEANGELO's Cocky Comedy program is the fact that it gives you the formula for generating your own cocky and funny lines, and you can see it used properly by the guys that get results. Before I ask you for your FAVORITE COCKY AND FUNNY LINES, here is my disclaimer:

I'd like to break down a common notion that's tossed throughout the community often. That is that you say COCKY AND FUNNY LINES and you get a certain response - attraction. Some men that are new to the concept of cocky and funny tend to use it ALL the time, never allowing the conversation to mature, gain rapport and are always staying on the superficial level of COCKY AND FUNNY. DON'T LET THIS BE YOU.

A pure cocky and funny attitude is UNHEALTHY, and should not be used. David Deangelo has never supported this type of behavior. Guys that are insecure who have finally found this 'holy grail' tend to keep using it because they like the reactions the women are sending back. You need to sprinkle this formula in with your normal vibing, and rapport, just like you would a spice for a meal. Too much spice ruins the meal, too little and you can't taste a thing.

I've noticed for myself as I've used the concept of cocky and funny, that I OVERDID it to begin with. I totally went hell-bent on COCKY AND FUNNY LINES, like, "Oh you love me" or the typical David Deangelo line "I'm glad you like it". Yawn.

Let's be proactive in using COCKY AND FUNNY the RIGHT way.

My friend Stephen Nash broke it down when I had one-on-one coaching with him while visiting New York City. He basically told me,

"The brilliance of cocky and funny is that it's flirting - pure and simple. Teasing is flirting. Cocky and funny is simply flirting. You flirt to gain attraction and interest, and to tell her that you know what's going on, that you have social value, and you play this game. Once that's accomplished, don't get bogged down and only flirt, you need to build a connection, and show her your value in other areas of your life."

So onto my favorite cocky and funny lines.

Remember they have to be "Cocky and FUNNY". Some guys just don't get the humor of it

EXAMPLE #1: (Just last Friday night)

Waitress comes over

Waitress: "There you go" *hands me my to-go box*

Me: *I look at the box with a curious face* "Where's the ahh number?"

Waitress: "Oh you give that to me"

Me: *Putting my hand on my head, and looking down almost looking embarrassed* "You know you come to a place like this expecting *sigh* a certain level of professionalism and you get this" (With a smile at the end)

Waitress: *snatches the box and comes back with her number written*

Example 2:

Her: Do you have a pen?

Me: Yeah, and I'll let you use it to write your number down for me.

EXAMPLE 3:

You: Tonight is your lucky night

Her: Oh really? Why is that?

You: Because you finally got to go out with me

Her: Sure!

You: But no touching I do all the touching!

EXAMPLE 4:

Me: It's tough to be such a sex symbol.

EXAMPLE 5:

Me: "Listen, I'm sorry for being out of touch, I've been very, very busy. But I'm available now (suddenly changing tone of voice, like a salesman) but only for a limited time only, at a low, low price of $14.99 an hour!"

WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE LINES? GOT ANY EXAMPLES OF COCKY AND FUNNY (FLIRTING)?

If you'd like to learn proper techniques for crafting your own cocky and funny lines and how it will help your game with women, take quick peek at some of the video clips over at David Deangelo's Cocky Comedy site.

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Dr Robert Lind - It Is Your Choice Decision Making And Goal Setting
Ole Flirty Bastard - Cocky And Funny Guide
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Are You Stuck In Your Head On A Date

There you are. You are walking down the aisle.

You can not believe that you have made it this far.

The date that you have planned for tonight? Well, it's worked out. Oh yes, you know everything about it! It doesn't matter that it's presently 2011-it doesn't matter at all. You can see the future. Years down the road, you're able to look into the future and know exactly how that date's going to go tonight.

Aren't you relaxed now? Isn't it amazing knowing that THIS is the person you're going to marry in a couple of years? Can't you now just relax on this date and not obsess so much about it? The date you're on is in 2011. But in your head, it's 2017. 2011 has merely called back to you six years later to tell you how well the date you're going to have tonight worked out.

What am I talking about here? Future people! Future men and future women, that's what I'm talking about it. You're the person who's such a nervous wreck about a future date that you spend your entire time leading up to that date obsessing about what to do! You even talk to friends: "What should I talk about? What do you think I should tell my date about me, hm? What do you think I should talk about on this date?" Once you've set the date, you think about how many times you need to text him or her until the first date to keep their interest level up. You strategize about the date ahead of time. You wonder when to kiss ahead of time. You think about the right moment to hold her hand ahead of time.

You think about when to flip your hair to show him you're interested. You think about interesting topics to talk about ahead of time.

That's not a date, that's just worrying! You're making it so hard on yourself. Here's the deal: you set the date, you confirm the date the day before, and then you meet them at the place you confirmed. You don't think about what signs to look for or what to say. You don't plot out a whole conversation. You don't think about when the perfect time to kiss is. You stay present in the moment. That's what you do. You have a conversation as you would any conversation with any other person that you've met.

You need to stop worrying about what this person is going to be in the future, because when you worry about the future, there is not going to be any future. There will be no future at all. So many people, all the time, worry so much about what to say on a date. When you go out with your friends, do you plot out an entire outline of things to talk about, or do you just stay present and have a good time? The most powerful thing about a date is that the person you're with can really get to know who you are. They can get to know your interests, what you're about, have a conversation, see if you two really connect.

The absolute worst thing you can do on a date is water yourself down. Just be yourself, talk, and listen. And of course, on a date don't talk about how wounded you have been from past relationships. Keep it positive, talk about the good times. Stop obsessing about whether or not she thinks (or he thinks) it's a date or if you're going out as friends.

It's a date if you set it up that way. If your intentions are clear, if you're not hiding a secret agenda, it's a date whether you're taking them out for dinner, for coffee, for a drink, for a walk in the park-as long as you set it up as a date. Stop obsessing about what to do.

Don't try to get to know the "future him" or the "future her" or "future both-of-us-together". Play it cool and really just get to know her.

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Singles Dating Finding The Perfect Match

Singles dating is getting good popularity all over the world. After introduction of internet, this concept has become hugely popular. Many market players and companies have come in the market and they are offering same product and service. These online companies provide a platform to various people to interact with each other. Basically, people use such services in searching of perfect life partner. This service also gives the maximum exposure to individual because you get the opportunity to know about numerous people around the world. You come to know about different culture, social status, values etc. of different people.

Online singles dating has emerged one of the reliable platforms where you can search the good partner. In current world, both men and women are using these services. It is best source to know each other without disclosing the actual identity. It is a nice option for those people who can not leave their home to meet other people due to family and personal problem. This kind of service is available in two formats, paid and free. Paid service gives you better result but if you are new for dating world then go with free service first.

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Woman Beats Husband With Mallet

Police claim that MARY A. CLAASSEN, 49, beat her sleeping husband over the head with a rubber mallet because she was stressed about their situation and was frustrated with her husband being unemployed.

Her husband, 63, awoke to the slamming pain of being hit in the head with the rubber mallet and when he awoke, due to the pain, I assume, she struck him in the face, even harder.

When he shouted out, begging for help, a neighbor who lived below the couple called 9-1-1 before he went up to see what the ruckus was about.

The woman's husband was taken to hospital to be treated for head and facial injuries before being released shortly thereafter, and MARY A. CLAASSEN was arrested and charged with domestic abuse related to aggravated battery.

Wow, she must have been quite upset to get up at 4 in the morning and pound her husband over the head with a rubber mallet. But why a rubber mallet? Why not, I don't know, something a little softer, like a throw pillow or even a shoe?

I guess the rubber mallet really gets the message across.

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Everyone Is Not Booing You

DO YOU HAVE A DON'T-QUIT ATTITUDE?

Do you truly believe that no matter what you do, how many times you try, how many times you fail, that you will always succeed, in the end?

A few weeks ago, Sonja and I were watching the Jets beat Minnesota 29-20. I'm a huge Jet fan as all of you know, huge Brett Favre fan.

It was a boring game in the beginning, both teams slugging it out, really not much of anything going on. Jets should have been more up at the half than they were -- they were up 9-0 at halftime -- but they just couldn't score, they couldn't put the Vikings away. In the second half, Brett Favre -- 41 years old, broken bones everywhere; he looks like a bag of bones when he's back there -- limping, elbow tendinitis... guy is a warrior -- rallied the Vikings back to within a few points. He threw three touchdowns, and would not quit. So the Jets marched down the field and silenced the Vikings. They scored what looked like the game winning touchdown. They were up by a few points again. But Brett Favre never quits. He marched them right back down the field and came within a few points, again. The Jets couldn't put the Vikings away, but what happened next? Brett Favre, with his don't-quit attitude, threw an interception, the Jets ran it in, and the game was pretty much over at that point.

The bottom line is, in sports, two teams will fight to the end, the better team usually wins, and the one that never quits never ever looks at their mistakes. A quarterback throws an interception, and he thinks to himself, "Man, that was embarrassing -- I just did that in front of 75,000 people... 75,000!" He goes back out the next series and doesn't think anything of it. He leads his team down the field, and what happens; they get a touchdown and they win the game.

DO YOU EVER FEEL LIKE FIREMAN ED IS LEADING A CHEER AGAINST YOU?

Let's say, in life, you have a big sales presentation, and it doesn't work. You don't close the deal, you're obsessed with it for three weeks; thinking about every mistake you made and what you could have done. Or, say you're a man and you see a woman standing there in the supermarket, or in the elevator, and you want to talk to her, but instead you spit out some words and the woman doesn't respond. You can get this in your head, and for the next few weeks, you end up thinking about all the things you could have done, or what you did wrong.

That's not having a killer attitude in life. You go out on a date, and it's not a great date and the person doesn't call you back. What do you do next? You think about what you did wrong. You even call your friends, and they become the assistant coaches of your life, and you recap the entire date; could I have done this, should I have said that? Should've, would've, could've. Athletes don't do that, ever. Sports teams don't do that, ever. But people do that all the time. And I know some of you are thinking right now - But this is my emotional life. This is my livelihood."

Hello! Is Brett Favre not emotionally invested in the game of football, is this not his livelihood? Is this not his passion, is this not who he is? Come on, folks! It's just a date, it's just an approach, it's just a total stranger -- get out there and start enjoying this process and start failing!

I remember I was coaching a woman a few years ago, and she says, I really want to get married in the next year." I said, Do you have a date this week? If you have a date a week, 52 men a year, don't you think you'll meet somebody fantastic?" She says, "Absolutely." So what did she do? She went on 5.2 dates for the entire year because she was obsessed the other 49 weeks with what went wrong on the 5.2 dates.

Life is nothing more than a numbers game. You need to keep trying, and you need to develop that killer instinct. If you don't develop the killer instinct, you're not going to be able to find the person you want. Not only that, you're just going to be obsessed with every little move you make... and that is not a method of success in business, in life or in sports.

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Why Cant I Get A Second Date

SUSAN J. ELLIOTT IS A MOTIVATIONAL SPEAKER, GRIEF THERAPIST, EXPERT COMMENTATOR, ATTORNEY, POPULAR BLOGGER, AND AUTHOR OF "GETTING PAST YOUR BREAKUP: HOW TO TURN A DEVASTATING BREAKUP INTO THE BEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO YOU".

READER QUESTION #1: CANT GET SECOND DATES

I can't seem to land a second date with any woman I go out with. I am good-looking and charming enough to get the first date, so what could I possibly be doing wrong on the actual date that women seem to shun me once it's over with?

I am courteous, a good conversationalist. the only thing I could think of is that when a woman offers to pay, I let her. Could that be it? Can you just give me some tips on what to do on a first date to ensure more dates after that?

"PHIL"

SUSAN J ELLIOTTS ANSWER:

Dear Phil:

This is Dating 101. And you're failing it.

FIRST DATE: THE MAN PAYS. PERIOD.

First of all, my advice is to women. Ladies please do not ever offer to pay on a first date. Ever.

Second of all, why would a man allow a woman to pay on a first date? I think that you need to re-evaluate this. You say you are courteous, but if you have asked a woman out on a date, it is courteous to pay for that date.

The deeper question for me is, why don't you know this? What is it about you that allows you to let women pay on a first date? Are you cheap? Are you just completely out-of-touch with dating etiquette? Do you think it's "okay" or in the name of "equality"?

It's not okay and there are many ways in which women are not yet equal and men aren't helping them out. Men were more than happy to stop being chivalrous by giving up a seat or allowing women on elevators first.

But men don't seem to be "giving" anything in the equality department, just taking. There is still a long way to go before things are completely equal, and until such time, men should be paying for the first date since they are most often the ones who ask.

I also think they should pay for the second and a woman would be advised to offer to pay for a tip or if at the movies, popcorn on the third date, but she still should not pay for all of it or even most of it.

FIRST DATE: CONVERSATIONALIST

Are you sure you're a good conversationalist? What do you talk about? How does your date respond to what you talk about? There are a few things that ensure good conversation on a first date:

1. LEARN TO SIT BACK AND BE QUIET for a while if you're the one who is very loquacious. If you're shy, then try to initiate some topics.

2. NEVER TALK ABOUT YOUR EX or the horror show relationships you've been in.

3. DON'T TALK ABOUT YOUR TERRIBLE CHILDHOOD, your former addiction to cocaine or the patch on your arm that may or may not be cancer.

4. KEEP THINGS LIGHT. Listen to what is being said. This is not only to show interest in your partner but to access who he or she is. If you're always talking you can't be listening too closely.

5. ALLOW SILENCES THAT ARE COMFORTABLE. Sometimes on a date, people are so busy rushing to talk to fill the silence that they become uncomfortable in the endless banter. You should be able to allow some time for breathing room and just being relaxed.

I don't know if these two things will ensure more second dates, but they're a start!

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Confidence By Herbal

Hey guys,

Today's newsletter may be a bit short because I am learning how to type on a Dvorak keyboard. I would love to take the week off, but the newsletter must go on! For more info on what that is, check out my blog or google.

I'm on day 2 and I am up to 10-15 words per minute or so. Yikes.

Here's our question for today:

I'm the kind of guy that wants to come across as humble yet confident. I don't particularly like bragging and I am working on portraying my personality through stories as you have suggested. However, sometimes I think that I am talking too much about my self and do not want people to think I am self-centered or conceited. Any tips on how to come across as purely confident and not insecure cocky?

-CW

Hey CW,

I wouldn't worry too much about being humble. Confidence is important, of course, but humility really isn't.

Some of the most attractive guys are very cocky.

In fact, a lot of "being confident" is being who you are and being proud of that. If you're naturally a cocky guy then it's a lot better to go with that than to try to fight it.

Insecurity, when you think about it, is really just not fully accepting something about yourself. A confident person accepts himself, including his flaws AND his strengths.

My friend Tyler from Real Social Dynamics has a great phrase, "the self always comes through."

In other words, if you're not a cocky guy, don't worry about it. People will see you for who you are.

There is, however, one guideline to keep in mind. You should never put other people down to make yourself look good. This always has the opposite effect.

I'd like to write more, but this new keyboard is killing me. I should be typing fast again next week.

Tynan

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Ashton Kutcher Hates Valentine Day

ASHTON KUTCHER thinks that Valentine's day sucks eggs and he wants the world to know it. Personally, I think it's just a ploy to promote his movie, which is fittingly titled"'s "but hey, that's just me.

ASHTON KUTCHER can't stand Valentine's day and actually came up with a great idea that I think we should all implement into our lives.

Ashton thinks that everyone in the world should love everyone for 364 days of the year, and on Valentine's day, they should take those 24 hours to hate the people they hate full on.

That way, we get the hatred out of our system in those 24 hours and can move on to loving everyone for the next 364 days.

And don't just hate them; actually "them that you hate them. Go ahead. Get it off your chest. And if they freak out, hey, tell them that Ashton Kutcher gave you this advice and if they have a problem, they can take it up with him at http://twitter.com/aplusk.

DEMI MOORE must be loving this"'s "hits theaters on February 12, 2010. Be sure not to check it out and beat up everyone on your hate list. Remember: Ashton Kutcher said so.

And if you want to find someone this Valentine's day, head over to MATE1.COM to find the one for you.

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Are These Your Favorite Cocky And Funny Lines

Waitress comes over

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Are You Stuck In Your Head On A Date

Singles Dating Finding The Perfect Match

Woman Beats Husband With Mallet

Everyone Is Not Booing You

Why Cant I Get A Second Date

SUSAN J ELLIOTTS ANSWER:

Dear Phil:

Confidence By Herbal

Here's our question for today:

-CW

Tynan

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SUSAN J ELLIOTTS ANSWER:

Dear Phil: