Later that day, she asks him to fix a squeaky door and he says, "I ain't no carpenter."
That evening, she wanted to go the store but the car needed oil, so she asked her husband to put some oil in the car, and he says, "I ain't no mechanic," and went to work.
After he left, a man was walking by and asked her what was wrong, so she told him what her husband had done.
He says, "Well, I can fix all of that, but you have to do something for me."
"And what would that be?" she asks.
"You can have sex with me or bake me a pie."
After he left, her husband returned home and noticed that everything had been fixed. He asked his wife how she did it and she told him the story.
"So which did you do?" he asked.
"Well," she replied, "I ain't no Betty Crocker."
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