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Everything Bigger In Texas

A Texan went to Chicago and thought he would buy a new "city" outfit. He went into Marshall Fields and when asked by a sweet young woman if she could help him, answered, "Yes ma'am, ya see, I'm from Texas and I want to buy a complete outfit."

Well, her eyes lit up as she asked, "Where would you like to start?"

"Well ma'am, how about a suit?"

"Yes sir, what size?"

"Size 53, tall, ma'am."

"Wow, that's really big."

"Yes ma'am, they really grow them big in Texas."

"What's next?" she asked.

He replied, "How about some shoes?"

"What size?"

"Size 15, double D."

"Wow, that's really big!"

"Yes ma'am, they really grow them big in Texas."

"What's next?"

"Well, I reckon I'll need a shirt."

"Yes sir, what size?"

"Nineteen and a half, 38," he replied.

"Wow, that's really big!"

"Yes ma'am, they really grow them big in Texas."

She virtually glowed as she asked, "Whew! Is there anything else I can do for you?"

"No ma'am, I reckon that will be all."

Well she tallied up his bill while the Texan was counting out his money. She asked, "Sir could I ask you a question?"

"Yes ma'am, I already know what it is and the answer is four inches."

She is astonished and blurts out, "Why, my boyfriend is bigger than that!"

Without so much as a stutter, the Texan replied, "Across ma'am?"

What To Wear To Get A Mans Interest

Men are visual kind of people. They easily notice the things they see and meet. Women think that as long as they are confident and witty, guys will notice them. Yes, men like women who carry themselves well and are smart. However, these things that women possess are not enough to get a man and his undivided attention especially in a crowd. Sometimes, women do and wear weird things just to get notice not knowing that they only make matters worst. That is why this article comes in handy for those girls wondering how to attract men.

GIRLS, WATCH IT! Take this literally. To attract men, wear wrist watch. Wearing watch implies that a woman gives importance to her time and that she is always mindful of her schedule. Aside from being an accessory, your watch can even be a way to get a man who doesn't have an idea of what the time is approach you.

PUT A SLIGHT MAKE UP ON YOUR FACE.Yes, you've read it right, a little make up will do to attract men. If you do not know how to use make ups, have your girl friends teach you. Make up will add color on your face to make you look plump and fresh. Try to emphasize your face's best features using make up. On the other hand, if you know how to apply make ups, don't over do it. Men don't like over decorated faces. Get the best make up and get a man.

A PAIR OF EARING TO GET HIS EYES ON YOU. To attract men, wearing a pair of earring can help. Earrings also add color to a woman's face. It doesn't have to be a dangling or stone cut one but a simple pair will be wonderful. This will also add confidence and would make a woman look elegant and simple. Get a man and his interest by wearing small studded earrings that matches your dress well.

RUB OFF SOME SCENT. Get a perfume and get a man to notice you. Sense of smell is one of the strongest senses people have, so if you are wearing a scent, men would most likely turn their heads on you even they have walked passed through you already. To attract men in a crowd, wear a scent that suits you.

SMILE YOUR WAY TO HIM. Finally, wear your most natural smile all the time. To attract men to come to you, smile. This would give them the idea that you are approachable and confident. Smiling will serve as an invitation for them to start a conversation. Get a man and make him remember your dazzling smile.

Follow these simple tips and you'll surely get a man who'll notice and appreciate you. Just remember that too much of everything is not good to the sight. Keep the things that you wear simple but classy because men don't like sophisticated get ups for women especially if you're just going around the neighborhood. To attract men, it is also important to be yourself. Try following the tips above with a touch of your personality. Like when you wear a make up, you can just put a make up on what you think will best flaunt your face.

Everything Bigger In Texas

What To Wear To Get A Mans Interest

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