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I Like Your Thinking

A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little Johnny.

"None, they all fly away with the first gunshot."

The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking."

Then Little Johnny says, "I have a question for "There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream. One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?"

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, "Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."

"The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on but I like your thinking."

Book Review She Comes First

Ian Kerners She Comes First By Ian Kerner
Even if you think that you are the Mack Daddy in bed, even if your girlfriend squirts like a Supersoaker Water Gun, every man needs some advice when it comes to sex with the ladies.

Not only will you sometimes feel aroused when you read how to go about titillating your girl, but you will discover things about the vagina and all its surroundings that you really never knew.

Did you know that the clitoris comes complete with 18 parts? No. Then you will be surprised to learn a host of other things about the female anatomy that will make your head spin (yes, I'm referring to both of them).

Not only will you get a lesson in anatomy by a man who is well-written and doesn't speak to you like you've taken myriad biology courses, you will also learn how to tease, tantalize and satisfy your woman in ways that no man ever has. Unless of course, her ex already read the book.

Viva la vulva! Don't get it? Read the book, my friend, read the book.

RATING: 4.5 OUT OF 5

I Like Your Thinking

Book Review She Comes First

Ian Kerners She Comes First By Ian Kerner

RATING: 4.5 OUT OF 5

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