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Man Falls In Love With Pillow

It's your typical storybook love affair, only in this case, the woman is made of synthetic fabric and doesn't really exist.

NISAN, 37, is a balding man who still lives with his parents (Co-stanza). He had a real girlfriend who dumped him about 6 months ago (I wonder whatever for) and he has since taken to dating a pillowcase that has a 10- or 12-year old on it.

It all started when NISAN (not his real name, by the way) was taken to a comic-book convention in Tokyo. That is where he discovered DA CAPO, a video game that is essentially about a schoolyard romance.

His pillow love, NEMU, is the younger sister of the main character. NISAN says it was love at first sight. Nemu had no comment. Nowadays, you can find NISAN and NEMU hanging out together at karaoke bars, restaurants, and even going on road trips together.

But the question remains: Will it last, or will NISAN spend so much time smothering NEMU that she decides she wants to hang out on a king-sized bed instead?

Men Prefer To Marry Brunettes

While blondes reputedly have more fun, that's probably because none of them are getting married, they're just getting used for sex by men.

A survey of over 1,500 men by Philips Sensual Massagers reveals that many men find that dark-haired women are sexier, better kissers and are more affectionate than blondes.

* 61% OF MEN WOULD PREFER TO MARRY A BRUNETTE
* 60% THINK THAT BRUNETTES ARE THE MOST TRUSTWORTHY AND LOYAL WOMEN
* 63% OF MEN THINK THAT BRUNETTES ARE THE BEST CHOICE IF ONE WANTS TO ENGAGE IN A DEEP, MEANINGFUL CONVERSATION
* MEN WOULD PREFER TO HAVE SEX WITH BLONDES (NO STAT GIVEN)

Here's my question: Considering that most blondes are bottle blondes, does that sort of nullify this whole survey? Or are guys simply going on the current color women are sporting?

I guess men still tend to believe that blondes have more fun and are more carefree than their "good head on their shoulders" brunette counterparts, huh?

And isn't it a little bizarre that men think that brunettes are more passionate but would prefer to bed blondes? Hmm, I'm smelling threesome all up in this survey...

Man Falls In Love With Pillow

Men Prefer To Marry Brunettes

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