That said, here are some dating rules that MICK LASALLE gathered from watching NEW MOON DATING RULE #1, MAKE YOUR COMPLIMENTS FREAKY
The usual, "you have beautiful eyes" just doesn't cut it with the ladies anymore; now you need to say things that will freak her out like, "You give me everything by breathing" a la Edward Cullen.
NEW MOON DATING RULE #2, THE WAY YOU COMPLIMENT IS IMPORTANT
Never dish a compliment and make it seem like you want one in return. If you can manage to compliment a woman and make it seem that "hey, everyone should know about your awesomeness, because it just IS," you're in.
NEW MOON DATING RULE #3, DEVELOP YOUR LOOK
Being good looking is obviously important, but being "Edward" looking is just as important, so try to jazz up your look with a hint of "different." Just keep in mind that the white face look doesn't work for everyone.
NEW MOON DATING RULE #4, PUMP SOME IRON
I think that Wolf Boy Jacob proved that by buffing himself up for New Moon. He even almost managed to seduce Bella with his awesome new muscles.
NEW MOON DATING RULE #5, BE A BAD ASS WITH A TRIPPY SIDE
Your bad ass side will attract them and your trippy side will leave them wanting to fix whatever they think is wrong with you. Women like to fix things.
NEW MOON DATING RULE #6, BE HER PROTECTOR
Everyone in New Moon is trying to protect Bella and keeps telling her so over and over again. This pleases Bella and this also makes all the women watching the movie want to be Bella. So promise to protect her and she's yours forever.
NEW MOON DATING RULE #7, SHAKE EVERY TIME YOU KISS HER
This seems to work wonders for Edward. Every time he kisses her, his body convulses and although one would think he was experiencing a case of PE, he's actually just afraid that he can't control himself from killing her. And that's what you need to do. Whenever you kiss her, act like you want to rip off her clothes, but you won't because you're a gentleman.
Suggested free e-books to read:
Shawn Nelson - The Dating Resource ReportCarlos Xuma - The Dating Black Book
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