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A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor. The doctor says, "Okay, Mrs. Jones, what's the problem?"

The mother says, "It's my daughter Darla. She keeps getting these cravings, she's putting on weight, and is sick most mornings."

The doctor gives Darla a good examination, then turns to the mother and says, "Well, I don't know how to tell you this, but your Darla is pregnant- about 4 months, would be my guess."

The mother says, "Pregnant?! She can't be, she has never ever been left alone with a man! Have you, Darla?"

Darla says, "No mother! I've never even kissed a man!"

The doctor walked over to the window and just stares out of it. About five minutes pass and finally the mother says, "Is there something wrong out there doctor?"

The doctor replies, "No, not really, it's just that the last time anything like this happened, a star appeared in the east and three wise men came over the hill. I'll be damned if I'm going to miss it this time!"

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LOVE SAYINGS

Love without return is like a question without an answer

When you love someone, all your saved-up wishes start coming out.

- Elizabeth Bowen

Love is not a matter of counting the years

But making the years count.

- Michelle St. Amand

A heart that loves is always young.

- A Greek Proverb

Just because someone doesn't love you

in the way you want them to,

doesn't mean that they don't love you

with all they've got.

- Anonymous

In dreams and in love there are no impossibilities.

- Janos Arany

You can give without loving,

But you cannot love without giving.

- Amy Carmichael

True love is eternal, infinite, and always like itself. It is equal and pure, without violent demonstrations: it is seen with white hairs and is always young in the heart.

- Honore de Balzac

All love that has not friendship for its base,

is like a mansion built upon the sand.

- Ella Wheeler Wilcox

Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.

- Samuel Lover

The most precious possession that ever comes

To a man in this world

Is a woman's heart.

- Josiah G. Holland

You love simply because you cannot help it.

- Kim Anderson

True love always makes a man better, no matter what woman inspires it.

- Alexandre Dumas Pere

Arguments out of a pretty mouth are unanswerable.

- Joseph Addison

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech

when words become superfluous.

- Ingrid Bergman

Love, and do what you like.

- Agostino

Are You The Weekend Bar Stalker Lurker

ARE YOU THE LURKER? Are you that guy who goes out to a bar on Friday and Saturday nights, takes a position somewhere in the bar (maybe standing at the bar or standing at the corner of the bar), and you basically lurk all evening long?

You stand there and spend your entire night just lurking. You don't really talk to anybody. You never look like you are having much fun.

Maybe a woman will come into the area where you're standing every so often. You will start a conversation with her that lasts for about fifteen seconds. You smile while you're having that conversation, but yet she leaves. Every time this happens you wonder, "Why is she leaving?"

SHE LEAVES BECAUSE YOU ARE THE LURKER! You are the guy who is lurking around, not looking confident, and not looking like you are having fun.

"Does that describe you? Are you that person? Are you that lurker? "

If you are, then you need to really start working on yourself. HERE'S WHY and here's exactly how you come off to women when you are a lurker.

When you go out to a bar and lurk, the longer you do it the more it repels people. Women notice guys who are standing there doing absolutely nothing but looking around and lurking.

The lurker is usually the guy who is always looking around. He never really looks at his friends. He may technically be talking to his friends, but his eyes are always wandering and looking elsewhere. His head looks a little like Linda Blair in The Exorcist -- it's always spinning around wondering where the women are.

It's almost as if he is thinking, "Where is the girl? Where is the girl? Where am I going to find her?" The problem is that when you are the lurker, there is no way in the world you are going to have the guts to go and talk to her -- even if you do find her.

You have to start figuring out who you are when you go out at night. One of the best exercises you can do is to go out to the bar and identify yourself through observing other people.

"Are you the lurker? Are you 'entrance man?' Whom in the bar are you like? "

When you find that person you are like, take some time and watch 'yourself.' See how you act. See how you come off to people. See how people respond to you.

If you are not successful in a bar, then you probably are a lurker. So go ahead and watch 'yourself' as the lurker -- watch a fellow lurker so you understand why you are not having much success.

Connecting with women is very simple. Make an observation, react, talk about the observation further. Speak with clarity, conviction and confidence. It is no different in a bar than anywhere else.

I don't write about bars that often, but in reality they are a blast. They are a blast when you understand the dynamics of human communication. If you are a lurker, though, you don't get it yet.

"So look in the mirror." If you are a lurker, admit it and go seek medical help. Okay, you probably don't need medical help -- but you do need to seek my help! GET MORE OF MY ADVICE AT MY BLOG, OR MY WEBSITE. DON'T WAIT AROUND WISHING. DO IT!

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