A woman met a professional bodybuilder at a bar one night and the two hit it off, so they decided to go back to a hotel room for some all night fun.
When they got to the hotel room, the guy immediately began to undress. First he removed his shirt and said (referring to his arms), "See those, baby? That's 1,000 pounds of dynamite."
The woman begins to get anxious.
Then, he continues by taking off his pants and says (referring to his thighs), "See those, baby? That's 1,000 pounds of dynamite."
At this point, the woman is aching for action and starts to touch herself.
Then, he removes his boxers and shows off his package. The woman screams in horror and runs out of the room. He runs after her only to find her in the parking lot, gasping for air.
"What's wrong?" he asked.
"Well," she pants, "with 2,000 pounds of dynamite and with such a short fuse, I thought you were going to blow."
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