Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for a significant other by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Every Valentines day you rack your brains for that one special, unique gift that will show your wife or girlfriend that you really do care for them more than any other.
Now ladies, I'll let you in on a little secret; guys really don't enjoy this that much. Sure seeing that smile on your face when we get it right is priceless, but that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat and consideration. Another secret; guys feel left out. That's right, there's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or too embarrassed to admit it. Which is why a new holiday has been created.
March 14th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day". Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man how much you care for him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ. Thats it. Finally, this twin pair of Valentine's Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere try THAT much harder in February to ensure a memorable March 14th!
The word is already beginning to spread, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world. And, of course, steak and BJ's.
Because the name of the holiday is self-explanatory, women don't have to worry about what to get their men. It's simple: a kickass steak and some memorable oral sex. Swallowing is optional.
Steak and BJ day was popularized by radio show host Tom Birdsey in 2002, and has since become a phenomenon among men who really want that steak and BJ. Can you blame 'em?
I think that men definitely deserve a holiday in which to call their own. I mean, let's face it; Valentine 's Day really is all about the women and men get stressed about what to buy them and whether or not their women will like it.
So why shouldn't men get to enjoy a day that is all about them? Don't men deserve to have a day where they get to devour a big, juicy steak and then get devoured by the very woman that made it for them?
If you ask me, I think that this holiday deserves way more recognition and that women definitely need to start stepping up their game with male appreciation.
The only thing I would recommend is perhaps changing the name, as it may not become a mainstream name that big publications will market.
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