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What Most Important In Dating Profiles

In a poll conducted on DateDaily.com regarding what's most important when it comes to online dating profiles, readers filled us in on what we really wanted to know.

A whopping 61% OF PEOPLE AGREE THAT THE PICTURE IS, BY FAR, THE MOST IMPORTANT PART OF A PERSONS ONLINE DATING PROFILE.

SECOND IN LINE, despite a major drop in numbers, IS SPELLING AND GRAMMAR, with 20% agreeing that it is definitely tops on the reasons to respond to someone. This shocks me because most of the profiles I see on dating sites are filled with spelling and grammatical errors.

Third was the essay, with 10% OF PEOPLE AGREEING THAT THE ESSAY IS A MAKE-OR-BREAK WHEN CHECKING OUT SOMEONES PROFILE. So for those of you who can't be bothered to write one up, you're missing out on a lot of potential dates.

Someone's STATS WERE IMPORTANT TO 8% of people and ONLY 1% AGREED THAT A USERNAME WAS MOST IMPORTANT, but all in all, it's pretty obvious that not only should everyone on dating sites have a picture of themselves.

They also need to make sure they know how to write complete sentences and take the time to write up a thoughtful essay.

Otherwise, all you're doing is wasting time and money on your dating site of choice.

Suggested free e-books to read:

David Deangelo - What Women Hate Most About Single Guys
Brian Caniglia - Getting The Most From Online Dating

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How To Tackle Your Flirting Partner

Flirting is just a fun in the existence of every human being. This is the mean through which we express our self in front of the others and permit them that we find them interesting. However, it appears to be a problem in most of the relationships. Many People discover it unpleasant plus the reason behind making them jealous.

There are measures through which you can deal with your partner flirting behavior without arguing or ending your relationship. If your partner rather flirts at all, so, this is basically what you wish for, but it's not compulsory what you are going to acquire. Everyone wants that they must be the only special person, but the fact can be that your partner has an eye for something else around them. If you are in a relationship that does not mean that you get possessive for your partner or start modifying them.

Your partners personality, their behavior, attitude etc, this is what essential when you decide for some sort of dating process or an official relationship. You should concern about the cause behind your partners flirting activities. Perhaps, your partners may have a deeper implications rather than just flirting. However, sometimes people flirt as they really get involved to other people. If your partner gets attracted to other people it doesn't means that they want to, but may be they are simply granting the good looks.

Suggested free e-books to read:

Wayne Perkins - How To Hypnotize Your Lover
Christian Godefroy - How To Control Your Brain At Will

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What Miss Plumcake Is

Hey gang, in a continuing theme of bringing back favorite features, it's time to find out What Miss Plumcake is:

READING:The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot Diaz

I've only just started this novel about chubby Dominican (as in Republic not Order) school boy because its title is obviously a reference to Hemingway's great short story The Short Happy Life of Francis Macomber, which manages to be both brilliantly written and almost embarrassing in Hemingway's transparent hatred/fear of women and emasculation. Diaz won a mess of awards including the Pulitzer for this little gem and although it's a bit boggy at parts, it will be interesting to see where this work fits in the spectrum of Latin American Magical Realism and gritty American industrial fiction.

WATCHING:Joan Rivers: A Piece of Work I was never a Joan Rivers fan. I didn't dislike her per se, but the red carpet fixture never exactly struck me as anything but a Catskills comic better suited to the center square than center stage. This biopic chronicling a year in the life of the groundbreaking (seriously, she was making abortion jokes on TV when it was still in black and white) comedian changed all that. I'm still not a fan of her comedy but I admire her as much as I admire anyone in the entertainment industry today because Joan Rivers hustles. She always hustles. She works constantly, is completely dedicated to her craft and providing for herself and her many dependents, including the children of her employees, who go to private school on her dime. She tells of Johnny Carson, who gave her her start, blacklisting her from NBC when she dared get her own show, how her husband committed suicide and left her a single mother with a ton of debt and over and over (and over) again you see the usually-unspoken bias against female comedians come into light throughout her career. I can't recommend this doc enough for anyone interested in feminism and the entertainment industry, and it should be required viewing for those of us who attempt to ovulate and make people laugh at the same time.

HEARING: Lyle Lovett - Road to Ensenada

A classic from the Long Tall Texan himself, I pulled this, quite naturally, for this weekend's drive down the road to Ensenada. This immaculately crafted combination of big band blues (well, it's not big, it's large) and Texas-twinged singer/songwriter fare is one of my top 50 albums of all time. Oh, and when Lyle sings the road to Ensenada is plenty wide and fast, he's using artistic license. It's a beautiful winding deathmaze as twisted as Charlie Sheen's psyche and twice as dangerous.

SMELLING:Demeter Fragrance Library - Bulgarian Rose

Y'know, I've been feeling a little old school lately. Simple, pared down. My highly exclusive masterwork fragrances seem a bit out of place at the open air market where I buy my produce and get abused by the little Oaxacan lady who works there. A sunny stroll along the beach attempting to count the unattended naked children running feral on the shore does not require an almost architectural opus of scent composition and for this reason I've been feeling Demeter's Bulgarian Rose. You don't get much more old school than Bulgarian Rose, but with typical Demeter style, this isn't an old lady perfume; it's merely a precise if breathy reproduction of the scent of a hearty pink Bulgarian rose. Nothing more, nothing less. It's also one of the rare rose scents that doesn't turn into pickles on me and it's cheap enough to use up in two months spraying it on everything from bed linens to tablecloths for a classically pretty but not at all cloying finishing touch.

LOVING:Cake Beauty Products

Were you to ask one of my perfumista pals to describe what your devoted Plummy does NOT want in a fragrance they'd probably say something like "Nothing foody or fruity or twee." and okay, that's true, which is why Cake Beauty products, particularly their Lemon Cupcake moisturizer are such guilty pleasures. I got this liter bottle of Lemon Cupcake lotion on sale somewhere and it smells straight up like Froot Loops. Now, there's probably something wrong with a grown woman wanting to smell like Froot Loops, and I certainly don't want to Loop it up in public, but for the after-shower, pre-bedtime moisturizing, this product is ideal. The scent isn't long-lived and it doesn't have any parabens or nasty stuff. Plus it's inexpensive as all get out so I can afford to slather it on, enjoy my Froot Loopiness and wake up in the morning with hydrated skin sans the breakfast cereal scent.

HATING: Tardiness

I believe my two friends I took to Ireland with me last year will attest how I feel about tardiness. They nearly made me miss our plane from Heathrow and as soon as we landed in Shannon I marched myself directly to the reservation desk and tried to book myself a ticket to Spain because I sure as hell wasn't going to spend a week with those no-time-keeping fools. In the intervening year I've managed to calm down a little, but Mexico, where it's the cultural norm to be two hours late to a party, is working overtime on my delicate last nerve. Totally hypothetical situation: let's say one person threw a party that started at four, and spent a lot of time and money making sure everything went off without a hitch, which is pretty darn difficult when your power inexplicably goes out for almost 24 hours the day before. Two and a half hours roll by, the barbecued brisket is turning into shoe leather and the first guest has yet to arrive. Four hours later several invited guests (plus even more uninvited ones) show up and don't leave until midnight. That hostess should be allowed to spend the next day in bed eating grapefruit and drinking bourbon until she doesn't to kill anyone anymore, right? Right.

WANTING:ReVive Serum Presse

Got this little potion in a Barney's goodie bag last year and have just started to use it and wow, it's great. Spendy but great. Maybe the magic gift with purchase fairy will wend a full-size sample my way when next I load up on my favorite Barney's-only scents.

BUYING:Weighmax Electronic Kitchen Scale

Man, I was surprised at my reluctance to buy a food scale. Most recipes here are done by weight not volume so it's a necessary evil, but it roused a whole mess of latent fat girl feelings in me. I don't know if my eating disordered grandmother or my pudge-prone mother ever used one of these things, but it FEELS like deprivation. Like I should be measuring out my 200 grams of lean protein and breathlessly waiting to see whether I'm allowed six or seven almonds as my healthy mid-afternoon snack. Living so near the sea and working with unfamiliar familiar ingredients (refined sugar isn't white here, and flour has a slightly different texture) using a food scale is crucial, but I'll admit I bought it online because I didn't want to be the fat girl with the food scale standing in line at the supermercado. Weird, huh.

Suggested free e-books to read:

Linda Martz - Erotic Massage Oil
Ken Lingu - Shiatsu Massage

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Confidence With Girls Where It Starts

I've never taken anything but straw polls on the matter, but ask any woman what she wants in a man, and "confidence" is sure to be one of the top three or four character traits. So it's worth spending some time asking ourselves what it is and how to discover it inside of yourself in order to pick up women. Our Unbreakable program really drives into the heart of it, but I think we can do the subject matter some service here without spending 30 pages on it.

Let's start with a definition. To me, confidence is a feeling you have that drives bold actions towards things you want. It is having some faith in yourself that when you speak up, people will listen, and when you go for something, you'll get it. It's trusting yourself, but beyond that, it's a force that drives action.

When you make the approach, or go for the kiss, or invite her back to yours, it's because you trust that she's going to like you and want to go along with it. And if she doesn't, confidence is having the faith in your skills to overcome her protestations. And if she rejects you, confidence is having the feeling that you're still an awesome guy.

Confidence builds on a lot of things. Knowing that you have skills to pick up women gives you confidence. Knowing that you have more important things in your life - a solid foundation - gives you confidence. Knowing what you want and being clear about it gives you confidence. So does having a sense of entitlement.

Ahh, and that's the rub, right there.

Confidence doesn't actually have to be based on any great soul search - it can merely come from feeling like the world owes you twenty times over, then going out and collecting that debt. Some people are just born and/or raised that way.

Now, what usually happens in life is that we keep on going after what we want, until a roadblock is thrown in front of us. If we manage to avoid that roadblock, or blast right through it, we build some confidence. But if it stops us, diverts us, or worst of all - if we crash into it and body parts go flying - we have to have a serious think about both the direction we were headed, and how quickly we could get there.

Let's consider this in practice. When a third grade boy goes to hold a girl's hand and, after casually slapping him away once, she then accepts his romantic little overture, something clicks inside his head and reinforces the notion that he can get away with such behavior. By fifth grade, he's planting kisses on the cheeks of any girl he can convince to join him under the jungle gym, and he's full-on smooching (no tongue, of course) six months later. Ladies men are made, not born... and this one just happened to get a head start on the rest of us. He encountered a small roadblock in third grade, drove right through it, and every subsequent time that he's seen a similar looking roadblock, he knows what to do.

You can probably imagine the flipside of this story. The boy who got held up by that roadblock convinced himself that women didn't like him, and continued to tell himself that story well into his early adult years. Then one day, he realizes that he's not very confident around women and finds himself reading this article.

Lack of confidence doesn't always have such obscure causes, though. Sometimes we gather a fairly large head of steam, then run into a roadblock sizeable enough to compel us into a Come to Jesus moment. Again, we can use a story to illustrate - I'll volunteer one from my life.

In the late winter / early spring of 2006, life was humming along nicely for me. I had a great circle of friends, was the CEO of a promising beverage startup, and was dating a really hot model. But within a three-week period, everything turned around - my company failed to clear a critical regulatory hurdle, leading to a battle with my partner that caused me to lose my stake in the company, and left me nearly six figures in debt. My girlfriend left me, and took with her big parts of our mutual social circle. And my best friend stopped hanging out with me... and started spending a lot of time with my then ex-girlfriend.

I've had my share of humdingers, but nothing this acute in such short a timeframe. And it perfectly illustrates the point; I was a cocky mofo in the months leading up to this experience. But the subsequent months were spent reflecting upon what had happened, and more importantly, what mistakes I'd made that led to such circumstances. Had I failed to surround myself with the right people? Had I been careless in managing my business? Had I seen warning signs and ignored them?

I'm a bit more confident these days - you can be assured of that - but it comes from knowing himself a little bit better and trusting himself more.

One common thread in any story about confidence - whether it be those illustrated above, or those from any other confident person you'll talk to, is the following: their confidence came from clearing the roadblocks.. That's always how it is. You can prepare to clear the roadblocks if you see them ahead, or you can scout for alternate routes, or you can be lucky enough to have great reflexes so that you're able to adopt on the fly. But at the end of the day, true confidence comes from getting past them and getting closer to your goals.

The metaphor here should be obvious. Becoming confident with women, and being able to effectively pick up women, ultimately requires that you become successful with women. There's no shortcut or instant, Matrix-style brain download that can compete with real experience and real success. The neural pathways in your brain have a way of wiring themselves through experiences that no amount of cogitating and preparatory thinking can achieve. In that way, it's a sort of weird Catch-22. So how do you get around it?

Of course, there are lots of things that can boost your confidence with women prior to achieving of all-out pimpdom. Success in any other part of your life has spillover effects into your pursuit of the feminine. Dressing better, making cooler friends, getting in shape... those all help, and we'll be getting into them in a bit. Even hypnosis CDs and other such self-help programs can contribute. But if you spend too much time dwelling on the periphery of the issue of confidence with women, without dealing with it directly, you're just postponing the inevitable.

How to break the logjam? Well, it's kind of weird... but you just start doing the things you need to do. The things we'll cover later in this book. And even some things we don't cover. You just go do it, and all of a sudden, good stuff starts happening. You feel better about yourself for going after it. You stop having those regretful nights of "what if I'd talked to her?" or "what if I'd escalated?". Whether you succeed or fail, you know you went for it. Then you regroup, figure out how to overcome the next roadblock, and go back out there.

You just keep doing. You get out there and you do some more, until those roadblocks aren't stopping you anymore. It's frustrating sometimes, and depending on how well you learn and how devoted you are, it could take a little bit of time or a lot. But the confidence from being a man who does, who takes action, is a force to be reckoned with.

Action is all that matters. Repeated, disciplined action and eventual success breeds confidence like nothing else.

Suggested free e-books to read:

Brian Caniglia - Online Dating Secrets
Steve Scott - Supreme Confidence With Women

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Attract Women With Body Language

You're standing close, and she can feel your warmth against her. No kisses just yet but she knows it's imminent. Do you go for it?

Learning how the body language to ATTRACT WOMEN is a critical part of being a charming, charismatic guy. As you _read our stuff closely_ and become better with women, you'll find that you're doing more with less - in other words, you'll speak less but use your body language more.

Now straight up, this isn't something that is mastered overnight. On our pickup bootcamps, we spend hours and hours drilling this stuff with clients, making corrections when we're out at the bar with them, and making sure that they're being consciously reminded about what to do.

If you want to work on your body language to attract women, the first thing I'd suggest is to pick up a few movies: Top Gun, Alfie, The Doors - you'll learn a tremendous amount if you pay really close attention to how the guys move their bodies. When you see the actors do something you want to try, go practice it in the mirror. This is how actors become better - by studying other actors - so you should have zero reservations about it.

That should get you off to a good start. The second thing to think about is this: body language is largely unconscious - it's a reflection of how your subconscious is reacting to the world around it. So while the tips I'm about to give you will work, the real success will come from you believing that they will work and being confident with them.

3 BODY LANGUAGE TRICKS TO ATTRACT WOMEN

1.) DO THE DOUBLE-CHEEK KISS WHEN YOU MEET HER: Gotta give it to the Europeans for making things physical quickly - the double-cheek kiss is the bomb. Of course, if you grew up in the Midwest like I did, then you might be a latecomer to this party, but hey - better late than never. It's simple - here are the steps:

Hold out your right hand to shake hers, then extend your left hand to her elbow and gently pull her in towards your body. Start with a kiss on her right cheek, then a kiss on the left. As you pull away, flash her a genuinely warm smile and eye contact for a second. That part is key. Then quickly move on to whomever else you need to meet. It leaves an instant impression and she'll want more.

2.) KEEP YOUR HANDS IN YOUR BACK POCKETS: Very few guys I know do this, which is their loss (and now your win). It's especially effective at the beginning of an interaction. Why? Well, it shows that you're incredibly open and comfortable with yourself. While your hands are back there, you can even rock your hips back and forth a little bit as you shift your weight from foot to foot. And this is especially cute when you shrug your shoulders in an "I don't know" sort of motion. The important thing here is that you're moving while you're talking; don't just stand there like a stiff tree.

3.) THE HEAD TILT: Again, an instantly-recognizable trait in guys who are good at talking to women. Tilt your head to the side by about 10 degrees, and narrow your eyes slightly. This indicates that you're listening intently. There are a lot of facial mannerisms that this position sets you up to make - you can give her a "Robert deNiro Frown" if you disbelieve her, you can sneer if she says something weird or offensive, you can raise your brow if you want to communicate empathy it all starts with the head tilt.

HOW TO LEARN SEDUCTIVE BODY LANGUAGE TO ATTRACT WOMEN

We've got a video called The Sparks Rapid Escalation Method that you're gonna love. You'll see the seven steps that almost every single "natural" does unconsciously to turn a woman on with his body language. Just join our mailing list and we'll send you a link to our resources page where you can watch it in a second.

Suggested free e-books to read:

Julius Fast - Body Language
C Kellogg - Reading Body Language
Sebastian Low - Attract Women Now

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Valentine Day 10 Sweet Chocolate

A nationwide survey by the National Confectioner's Association revealed the inner workings of men's minds this Valentine's Day.

On average, it found that men spend upwards of $130 on candy, cards, flowers, gifts, or dates on Valentine's Day, nearly double the amount that women spend. Not surprisingly, men receive only 6% of all Valentine's Day gifts! We figure it's time to buck this trend and show your guy some real romance this year.

While most of our visitors listed lingerie as their most desired 'gift', men enjoy receiving chocolates as well (even better if they're combined!). When it comes to specific chocolate gifts, the NCA survey found that 34% of men favor boxed chocolates and 25% favor high-end, gourmet chocolates.

Here are some sweet candy ideas for your guy this Valentine's Day:

* Heart shaped boxes of chocolates. Open the box before you give it to him and put a love letter on the inside of it or put slips of paper with reasons why you love him under each chocolate.
* Godiva hot chocolate. Brew a batch and enjoy it together in front of the fireplace as you cuddle close together.
* Pralines, truffles, and other gourmet chocolates. Head to a candy store and pick up a variety of gourmet chocolates for him to enjoy.
* Gourmet chocolate body frosting. This is the combo gift - lingerie and chocolate together.
* Chocolate dipped strawberries. Add a bottle of wine and you've got one sexy gift.
* Homemade fudge. Bake it yourself or get some from a local candy store.

Some of our favorites found online:

ZCHOCOLAT'S JE T'AIME - A selection of hand-made French artisan chocolates in a solid mahogany box engraved with your words of love.

GOURMET TRUFFLES in a romantic, yet masculine box. These truffles include fresh creams, fruits, and nuts with a creamy interior of chocolate or ganache.

CHOCOLATE COVERED STRAWBERRIES - Gourmet chocolate dipped strawberries include white, dark, and milk covered berries.

Add extra romance to your sweet gift by giving it to your sweetie in a romantic setting. The NCA survey found that nearly 40% of respondents preferred to enjoy their sweets in front of the fireplace with their sweetie. After the fireplace, women preferred sweets after dinner, during a romantic dessert. Not surprisingly, men preferred their sweets in bed.

Make his Valentine's Day sweet this year.

Suggested free e-books to read:

David Deangelo - Attraction And How To Create It
Brian Caniglia - Online Dating Secrets
Alphahot1 - Alt Seduction Fast Posts

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Lr Girl I Met In Tescos

Here's an LR by Baby Girl one of the best PUAs in London. Its off the LSS forum where, to the chagrin of a lot of members, he was barred from due to his vocal posting style. He brought a freshness and energy based on natural game to the boards that was appreciated by the PUAs. Sorely missed.

Last Thursday I was driving to my local Tescos to get some food. I turned into the store car park only to realise that the shutters were down... the store was closed.

I turned back and stopped at the red light on the exit road. I looked to my right and there was this chick sat in her car. From what I could see, she was really fit - the face of an 8.5 (but this was through my window and her window). We were the only two cars there, side-by-side.

The voice in my head said, open her.

The lights stayed red.

*open her*

Still red

Why wasn't I opening this girl. We were sat there for maybe 3 minutes... no cars were passing. In the end I would down my window and motioned for her to do the same... She complied.

BG: I think the lights are broken

HB: Yeah

BG: I am just going to jump the light

HB: OK... let's do that.

I drove left and she drove right. I was hitting my steering wheel... What a pathetic cunt I am.

3 weeks later... I was driving out of the same Tescos... I was going through the ticket barriers... when I noticed the same chick was taking a ticket to get in. Without thinking...

BG: It's you.

HB: Oh yeah... hi... [laughing]

BG: Why are you stalking me?

HB: I'm not!

BG: You are gorgeous... are you single?

HB: How old are you?

BG: Are you single

HB: Yes

BG: 26... how old are you?

HB: 30... 31 in a few months.

At this point cars were building up behind both of us.

BG: You are gorgeous... what's your number.

HB: But how do I know you are not a weirdo.

BG: Because I am not... quickly or I will have to go...

HB: No... I can't because I don't know you...

BG: Well that is easily rectified.

I then turned the car around (it was a 14 point turn like in Austin Powers).

I pulled up the car... she drove into the car park... I followed her and parked right alongside her.

So I jumped out... I was topless and in a pair of blue camouflage boxing shorts.... Boxing shoes, with my hands wrapped in bandages... I was soaked in sweat... I looked absolutely rancid.

I walked over to her car and shot the shit for a while. She said I could have her number within 30 seconds. She told me she was going on a date to which I replied "I can't believe you are cheating on me already." The guy she was dating was 42, so I hammered her for that, asking her what she would do if she had to change his colostomy bag in the middle of the date... She was laughing hard. I said I would call her and got back in my car. Open window... "have fun with the geriatric."

I called her before she had even got into Tescos...

HB: "Hello"

BG: "I am really missing you"

HB: Laughing.

Chatted nonsense to her while I drove home and she bought a few bottles of wine and some things for her date... Coached her through how she should behave on a date with an older man...

BG: "OK... I want you to text me tomorrow with a score of your date"

HB: OK

The text came through at 9.30am

"The date was a 7... but I am really hungover... I get really bad hangovers xx"

My reply:

"I just get really horny on a hangover"

I think I must have mis-calibrated because her reply was:

"Oh my god, you are just too forward for me. I think it must be an age thing... have a nice life."

BG: "I think you have taken my text a little too seriously"

Nothing... [Interesting point... this is why texts are so dangerous. If you make a comment like that over the phone, you can handle objections in a million different ways... in a text, before you have built trust/familiarity, you are playing a dangerous game.]

I left the situation and then called her a few days later on Sunday morning. The phone rang out... voicemail.

"Hi Helen, just a quick call to see what is going on in your world. I am not going to let your issues with my age get in the way of Tesco's most beautiful love story of 2006, so kindly get off your ass and drop me a line."

Within about 5 minutes, I had a text come through.

"BG, please get the message and give up... I really am not interested in anything happening with you. Have a nice life"

I called her back and she picked up.

I can't remember what I said, but it is basic spontaneous conversation... we dealt with her issues around my original text. I asked her if she was always such a psycho. Got her laughing pretty good. "Why do you have such issues with age". "Did the geriatric shit on your kitchen floor?" As she laughed harder, I started to escalate sexually: "What are you wearing". "Come and get in my bed". "How do you kiss," "What is your favourite underwear on guys".

Compliance on almost every level... Whenever there wasn't compliance, I would just make her laugh some more and then go back... On a Sunday morning, hungover in my bed, I was turning this girl on. She didn't expect this.

I called her about 10 times that day... long and short calls. Serious and not so serious topics of discussion. Always very sexually charged. "I want to kiss you now".

That night, she suggested a meeting.

HB: Let's have a drink somewhere

BG: We can have some wine at mine and watch a DVD

HB: I am not coming to yours, I hardly know you.

BG: Well we will have some wine at your place then... I don't like kissing in bars... I can't wait to kiss you.

HB: You are really rude.

We arranged to meet on Thursday.

From Sunday through to Thursday, I called her everyday... I called her at work. She has a slight speech impediment and has problems with the letter "R," so everytime I spoke with her, I also had the same speech impediment... It drove her up the wall, but made us both laugh. I mimicked her voice. She has a bald sphinx cat called Gollum, so I kept calling and asking to speak to Gollum. I lost track of the amount of times I said to her.

BG: Are you still talking? Just shut the fuck up and put me on the phone to Gollum.

For those of you who are interested, here is Gollum... not a normal animal.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/84159936@N00/249817587/

Along with making her laugh, I kept things extremely sexual. I told her I was seeing other girls, but no one serious... I kept talking about how I keep day dreaming about having sex with her.

When I got to her house, we both had 5 days of pent up sexual energy in us. I pulled her on the doorstep. We walked inside and carried on kissing.

I suggested the DVD... which we put on, but it didn't work.

I suggested strip Q&A - (Each person ask a question and if you get it wrong, you have to take a piece of clothing off that the person who asked the question wants.)

HB: No way... it's too rude...

BG: What is the capital of France

HB: Paris!

She was playing the game.

She asked me what is the capital of Spain.(I am not thick)

BG: Erm... Barcelona?

HB: Wrong! Madrid! Strip!

This was too easy...

So as I continued to fluff the most ridiculously simple questions and ask her very tough ones, we gradually started to get down to naked flesh.

2 interesting points:

1) When she took off her bra, she had plastic 32D tits... AMAZING.

2) Whenever I got a question wrong, she would go for my lower half of clothing. I had a T-shirt and a cardigan on and she told me to take off my boxers... I was sat there in her lounge with my dick out under her instruction.

Anyway... We started to kiss... I sucked on her tits for a long time and then I went down on her and gave what she later described as "incredible cunnilingus".

She then went down on me. She tied her hair back with a hair band, so I could see what she was doing which I was really impressed with.

She was moaning while she was chewing me off, which again, I really like. She was half wanking me off with her dick in her mouth and by her lips... really good blow-job. She stopped.

HB: "Do you like a finger"

BG: Yes

She stuck a finger in my ass and carried on the oral assault. It wasn't long before I told her I was going to come... she just looked up, smiled, wrenched the finger in another centimetre and carried on.

She was hovering her head above my dick, so I actually saw the cum shoot out on to her face... she then sank down on my dick and swallowed the rest... this girl was a fucking pro.

I couldn't help but smile when I thought back when this girl told me I was too rude and too forward. Then, less than a week later, she was sucking me off with her finger up my shitter and letting me cum on her face and in her mouth. Remarkable turn around. One for the lads... All women are filthy slags. X

Anyway... I fucked her quite a lot that night.

Interesting moment... When I was inside her, the cat started to attack my foot... Gollem was boxing and pawing my foot... he then started to bite my toe... he drew blood and I had to stop. She wouldn't let me put the cat out of the bedroom and every time I started smashing her in, the cat would start to interfere... This scrotum like bag of bones with massive ears was trying to protect it's mummy from getting thoroughly dealt with.

The keys to this sarge were...

Open...

Go direct very quickly.

Get sexual and stay sexual

Ignore any verbal objections to you getting sexual.

Run solid phone game.

Be prepared to take the finger.

Peace and love,

Baby xxx

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Flirting has emerged as an important need for everyone; either you are boy or girl. The most entertaining thing of flirting is that both parties enjoy it. It is not possible for everyone to flirt with other people especially when you are boy. It is an art and you should keep practicing it whenever you get opportunity. Flirting is not all about how you talk or behave in front of other person.

However, flirting is more about eye contact, winking, smiling, copying posture, crossing legs, trying to attract someone, etc. Body language is important part in flirting. In this technique, you have to communicate with other person without dialogue. Here, you get the attention of other people with the help of your body languages and signs.

Party is a great platform where you get massive opportunity to flirt with people. We are using word massive because you can flirt with end number of people here. In such kind of atmosphere, you feel more confident and rejection doesn't bother you at all because you have good number of options. And you learn lot of things with your rejection and experience.

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